LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to the moon, and fell down into a deep pit, There I found an alien boxed, space-time, travel kit, I traveled back to sports games Bet...

Benny don't like the woods cause it's full of biting bugs, And there's lots of hairy bears that squeeze him with bear hugs, Benn...

I fell into a big black hole, and that ruined my entire day, I was there in silenced eternity, with no light to guide my way,  So my frazzle...

I dislike it when the Spring clock gets moved forward, one hour, It clearly disrupts my time traveler super power, It hurts my quantum brain...

Poor, old Uncle Joe could never find romance, Joe became an expatriate, to South France, All the day long, He'd hum his song, At night t...

We are having another Leap Year, and it's driving me insane, All these Leap Year stress emotions, are doing flip flops with my brain, Do...

When I was young, I lived in the land of fairies, We ate pumpkin seeds, and golden raspberries, We avoided cats and dogs, And all the longer...

There are two parallel universes; one paranoid, one that's not I live in the paranoid one, where every action is a plot, What fortunes I...

I had a little time-ship, but the door got stuck tight shut, I could not get outside to meet the king we know as Tut, I used my brand new sp...

Tony thought he was immortal, Because he found a time-warp portal, Tony traveled way, way back, But, good coordinates, he did lack, Tony end...

In a blinky of one big eye, A thousand years go bye, bye, bye, I feel just that old, And look it, I'm told, I just turned 12, and wonder...

All my acquaintances and the sages always say, Tomorrow will positively be a better day, But in my logical bighead, Tomorrow is closer to de...

Jerry the rabbit is always picking his big nose, He picks and he picks, until the red blood freely flows, He does it at the dinner table, It...

Me and Mickey were pals, and we always sat by the sea, Watching the sunsets, dreaming of what the next day might be, One day Mickey didn...

I went to Twitter and I couldn't twit a tweet, I felt really low, I felt deep defeat, I did not get bitter, Because they signed me off T...

I went churning through space and time, To find me the best limerick rhyme, Didn't know why they'd care, But police were everywhere,...

In the mornings, it's been bone aching cold, That makes me all grumpy, so I've been told, But it does always warm, Before a big ligh...

I laid my head down on the pillow on top of my bed, But it was not a pillow, it was a possum instead, It bit on my face, Then ran from the p...

It might be enough for you, But I like to eat dinner, two, And most time I eat three, The fourth, in front of TV, Then I nightcap with warm ...

There's a great big rock that comes for us, But, We cannot jump off our satellite bus, Our forward road is so clear, Our future...