LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

When I time travel the universe splits apart, Into one that I've changed and one that's the same from my start, So with this tim...

Because its hull is made of the cheapest tin, My quantum time machine, broke down, once again, A small puncture makes woe, My machine just w...

PP033122 Benny built a time machine, But, he benefited not, For when he went back to change the past, The future he forgot.  

When I took my time machine back to the Old West, I spilled a beer on Doc Holliday's new vest, Now, he didn't say too much, But, ...

My time loop looped me wrong, I got stuck singing a grade school song, I wanted the college scene, Not the pre-teen in-between, Now ...

I went back in time to visit my ancestor named Lucy, I found her eating a big gander goosey, She shared her meal, Of goose and oatmeal, Then...

I got caught in a really nasty, bending time loop, I was stuck in the past when pop was hula hoop, While, the stuff on TV,  Made me just wan...

There's no question that I travel through time, In the natural order it isn't a crime, But, the direction I travel seems set in...

It was awful I couldn't wait for 2020 to end, I hoped that out of mercy the time rulers would bend, And make the year shorter, Maybe by ...