LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

A robot stole my packed, full grocery cart; it was full of bananas, I was taking them to the nursing home, to feed the grandpas and nanas, F...

I laughed, as both my porch pirates, ran away, With my package, they will not have a great day, I thought it would be so cool, To fill a box...

Onto my left breast, I pinned a shiny tin star, I'm tracking porch pirates, down the street with my car, Many sidewalks, far away, I fou...

Porch pirates were active during the night, I now have no morning breakfast to bite, I am one hungry dude, They stole all of my food, Alas, ...

Porch pirates have snuck up to my porch, backdoor, They stole packages, my puppy, and porch floor, If they think they can deal, There's ...

There was a little porch pirate who lived in the bushes near my stoop, I knew he was living there, because I could smell his soup, Every sin...

There was a little demon, who stole all of my dry goods, I caught him making pancakes, way out yonder near the woods, I demanded he give my ...

All that snow fell on the roof of my shack, The roof caved in and I got pinned on my back, I screamed and I yelled, Along comes Mr. Weld He ...