LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There is this glowing space laser, some call it the sun, It aims straight down on me, like some Martian ray gun, It's not at all funny, ...

When stuffing my turkey, my turkey would not stuff, I think it was the stuffing that made the job so rough, I tried stuffing the bird wi...

My rhubarb pie came out real squishy, Cousin Tim, wouldn't eat it, nor would cousin Trishy, Uncle Bob ate it, and got really sick, ...

We have a chew and spit contest, on each Turkey Day, We chew up our turkey, then spit it away, We spit it at grandma, we spit it at pa, We s...

I went out hunting deer on this turkey day, But, all I saw was Bigfoot and here's what he had to say, "Get out of my woods,...

Mark was asked to find turkey for Thanksgiving, So, at the mill he quit his job of riving, He hoped on a plane, For a turkey to gain, In...

I bought a golden turkey for my Thanksgiving holiday, He was really cheap and cost me so very little pay, But, it was really hard to eat...

In my turkey dinner dream, There was never sour cream, Like ships in the navy, Taters floated in gravy, I will resist your cream scheme.

Mike the turkey went to higher ground, Where he thought his safety sound, But hunter Pete, Wanted turkey meat, And got poor Mike with just o...

My family came over for dinner and hugs, I love them so much, in their food I put bugs, With a heave and and ho, To my bathroom they go,  I ...

Because of Covid  I could not turkey shop via, a roam,😷 So, I carved my Thanksgiving beast from Dow Styrofoam,🦃 It did not bake but, caugh...

I was to serve a non-meat turkey at Thanksgiving noon, But, the turkey I baked was a turkey balloon, Well, that's in the past, So, after...

There is a turkey in my soul, Because last Thanksgiving you see I stole, At the Thanksgiving feast, The wishbone of the beast, And mom...