LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went camping at a campground called, Three Pines and One Bat, I saw the three dead pines, but worried, where was the bat at, Then, ouch wh...

In the deer-woods I set up a tent, I set up a wood-stove and piped out a vent, Heat was my desire, But, my whole tent caught fire, So, o...

Meanie mosquitos, they done ate off my arms, Then when I looked for my legs, that set off alarms, My legs were in mosquito guts, I was going...

I'm afraid I feel not nice, Because my hair has a load of lice, I bought lice poo; paid big price, Poo not work; shaved head; ate rice, ...