LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My backpack was full of candy bars, filled with chocolate cream, The squirrels that were following me, had developed a scheme, I was a nerd,...

On Halloween I'll trick for treats,             I'll fill my bag all up with sweets, When I've finished my roam, I'll...

I needed gum from a gum store, and I needed to get there really quick, The only transport I could legally drive, was grandpa's old pogo ...

The bunny brings lots of candy in his basket, that rots teeth, That's why you will never see a smile, from my uncle Keith, I really do n...

My pork rinds were not so greasy or sweet, So, I fried them with grease and brown sugar for my treat, Now, I have to confess, They were a st...

I went home to my little shack that was all made of candy, I had to repair it all the time, because of my billy goat, named Randy, Randy eat...