LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went and scraped marsupials off the road today, I had to really scrape them, cause they had dried up in the clay, Consider yourself a winn...

When I have a lot of work to do, I do nothing, except make a stew, I take a special pill, So I can eat roadkill, Or my skin turns green, and...

I had some fun juice that tasted so fine, No after affect like banana wine, I drank it for my dinner, It earned title of winner, I think dad...

It is the winter of my woe, It got so cold I froze my toe, Can't pay for heat, I'm out of doe, The roof caved in because of snow, I...

I decided to be a survivalist, So, I moved out to live under the stars, But, there is just this tiny little twist, I happen to be living ...

All my tomato plants died in the drought, As did the rest of my garden which made a drought rout, So, with no veggies to eat, I'll re...