LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I had parmesan cheese frog in my roaster, Thick garlic/onion bread in my wide toaster, It's the bestest of dinners, The best of the big ...

In my Tuesday coffee mocca, I found someone's lost toenail, It was big and olive green, and it made me turn quite pale, The nail was fro...

For Turkey Day I ate canned pig, With a bottle of port and a menthol cig, And, the big surprise, I found some old French fries, They were in...

Nancy the scorpion has one nasty bite, It is because her long tail is wound up very tight, Her tail has such a sting, She displays it ...