LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to see a horror movie called, "Victorian Bled", In the movie people were bleeding out, until they were all dead, The blood ...

I saw the sign of evil, I fear the most, Six big locusts landed on my whole wheat toast, My lower jaw made a sag, Then I drooled on my dish ...

I am hoping spring will get here real soon, I've started seeds growing, to plant in June, If it's too cold, My plants, I'm told,...

I went out under the full moon named Harvey, There was a good crop of maze, so no one would starvey, I took an old tire, Made a fire pyre, A...

Was it magic, clouds or too much gin, That made the moon disappear again, "Eclipse," said an educated, Some said gin theory underr...