LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a little star that twinkled, in the North, March sky, It twinkled in, it twinkled out, I watched the star, go die, I thought, thos...

It became so very hot, my little house overheated,, My air conditioner blew up, it was completely defeated, I retreated to the tub, In the w...

I once saw a lunar eclipse the moon, The lunar was big, ugly like a baboon,  He swallowed the moon whole, Then scratched off a face mole, Th...

One day the sun was quite the heater, It even dried-up every skeeter, But, my pond fish had a need, For fresh skeeter feed, No m...