LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

A dragon walked into the Sand Beach Summer Park, He chewed on the visitors, until it got dark, As the last person got chewed, The dragon did...

I was on some wicked water skies, When attacked by vicious honey bees, The bees attacked my pale, naked knees, The poison made my leg muscle...

When it gets really hot and really sticky, All jump into the pool for a cold-shock-quickie, But, going from hot, hot to cold, cold, Shoul...

I went to the beach to gather some sun, And, there was a sea monster that made everyone run, But, I was not afraid, Of the sea mo...