LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

An enormous, windbag thunderstorm is blowing in, I must protect the roof on my trailer; it is tin, I will rope the roof to the ground, Crawl...

I found a whole pizza, but it was up in the trees, Don't know how it got there, but there was a steady breeze, It took me quite a bit, B...

There was a great river that fell from the sky, It crashed on my trailer, and I thought I'd die, My trailer has leaks, It's full of ...

Nature was roaring big and loud, Then I spied the funnel cloud, It swept away the stadium crowd With human persons, it was well endowed, I t...

My summer came to a fast crashing end, I was caught in a tornado, and its rapid spin wind, I was picked up in the air, Pigs flew everywhere,...

When the tornado came toward my bunker, Down inside I chose to hunker, With my dog named Dee, And my cat named Lee, The bunker survived by n...

My tomato plant did not get very tall, It was fine, until we had the snow squall It would of had a life of green, If the warm sun it had see...

Lightning booming,  booming in the dark cloudy, morning sky, It hits so close, me thinks I will be going bye, bye, bye, What a way to die, L...

I nailed two boards together, but methinks those boards I should have screwed, I did not have screws or a screwdriver, so I hammered and nai...

I decided to get my Christmas tree early, Because by Christmas they'll all be gone, surely, I cut it down in the woods, And against my o...

I about had a heart attack, When the wind blew down my little shack, It's the past, I won't look back Lots of firewood to stack, I...

The first week of June has started off with a storm, And, isn't this the month when it's supposed to get warm? But, by the feel of...