LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a twisting snownado that froze Jimmy's pipes, The family couldn't flush the toilet, after their wipes, It all made Jimmy m...

All wide eyed, I just had to sit and wonder,  Just as the skies lit up, and then came thunder, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom The echoes of do...

I am a small spider that got washed away, Now I am stuck on the ground, in the wet clay, So I'll swim like a duck, Climb up from the muc...

I had an adventure out in the snow, It was drifting and drifting and it gave me a blow, I did not feel fine, For the blow broke my spine, No...

I need jelly in my belly when the snow comes tumbling down, I need jelly in my belly when the snow covers the ground, I need peanut butter t...