LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Danny went to the special foot doctor to check out his feet, His feet were getting real skinny, although he'd often overeat, Seems Danny...

Looking under his chair, Jim found himself, a piece of chili, It was only a single bean, it was furry and frilly, It tasted uncouth, It pois...

Jimmy spooned down some hot chili chicory soup, He added some fibre, to help Jimmy go poop, Jimmy was driving on the road, When his backend,...

I had pickled eggs and juicy pickled red hots, I handle them just fine, but my dad gets the trots, To put dad at ease, I fed him some cheese...

Leon's doctor said, Leon's guts were tied up in knots, He said food in Leon's belly, just lays there and rots, He said Leon hadn...

Ron wanted some peanuts to eat on today, But, a bag full of almonds sat in the way So, on the almonds Ron did feast, Till Ron gassed up like...

It's the day after Halloween, And, I am feeling so unclean, I ate so much candy, I split my spleen, The sugar high made me mean,  I yell...