LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Villagers made my likeness, a statue, and they set it outside, That was a such fantastic honor, a stimulus for my pride, The birds came forw...

There were great deals on Black Friday but, I had no funds to pay, I had not been working since, the third week of May, I broke open my penn...

They made a statue of my cousin who was a political engineer, He misbehaved but, got the roads paved all while drunk with beer, Kids wil...