LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My wife and kids went gosh, darn feral, now their sifting worms out of the sand, They are even eating nasty, stinky bugs that they catch wit...

My meanie wife was a little witch, and a little witch she was, She cast spells on everyone, and her reason was just because, She turned my k...

A big hairy Bigfoot had entered my house, By the racket, I knew it wasn't a mouse, But when it shaved in the shower, And sang with su...

Nero drank soda pop all week long, He would not stop, did not know it was wrong, But, then late at night, His bed felt not quite right, And,...