LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Katrina sang while sailing, one calm sunny day, Then she sailed her small boat, too far out on the bay, Because her eyesight was poor, Katri...

I went out to the old haunted shack, Didn't know if I'd ever come back, Sure enough, the ghost grabbed my head, Yanked it off, made ...

I went into my bedroom chambers to nab me some sleep, I would have done that, except for the visiting ghost creep, He just once, shouted ...

I keep a large chamber full of tormented, lost souls, Brought to me by the little, cemetery ground moles, Many departed are crying, They are...

There once was a little pink ghost, who liked to drink cold iced tea, Every time he drank it, it ran through him faster than pee, I refused ...

They chopped off my head, and put me in a deep, cold grave, They piled on some heavy rocks, so I wouldn't misbehave, I crawled out of my...

While looking for socks, I found me a conch shell under the bed, Not sure how long it's been there, but I think the conch is long dead, ...

I went to my Psychic, and her predictions were dire, Some dead guy told her that he would blowout a tire, One said he'd wait, Then seal ...