LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I am so stuck on this planet, earth, Been stuck here since my mother gave birth, It is:  on earth born, on earth bury, Yet, I feel interplan...

I once found a trapezoid floating in outer space,  It was coming for us humans, to de-geometry our race, I shot it with my laser ray, It was...

I went out fishing in the early afternoon, I tripped out toward the big fish where I saw moon after moon, But the moons were orbs on the bay...