LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

So, methinks I was headed up to Mars, But my spaceship fell back down and crushed cars, I got a lawsuit, From each crushed toot, toot, Now I...

There's a monster outside my spaceship, and he is from cold, deep space, I think he wants to eat me, or maybe mess up real bad, my face,...

Thurmond's telescope made the news one day, When Thurmond saw spacecrafts heading our way, After networks broadcast his words, ...

Leon came to see me, but I didn't say a single word, I saw 4 people walk past him, and each gave him the bird, I knew his feelings were ...

I built a massive space rocket, and it exploded, right in my face, Now, amongst all the of rocketeers, I am laughed at; a big disgrace, So, ...

I built a huge rocket and flew it to Mars, It never got there, but blew up and made stars, They were all very shinny, Did not last; just too...

My Spacecraft by L. Brandt My spacecraft ran into a star, Now, my spacecraft will not go, And, I did not pay my insurance bill, So, I...

Because my spaceship traveled slow, There was no planet I could go, I hailed a starship for a tow, I had some money, they wanted mo, I'v...

I went out fishing in the early afternoon, I tripped out toward the big fish where I saw moon after moon, But the moons were orbs on the bay...

When I was flying my big blue kite, A skeeter gave me quite a bite, The bite made me pull the string real tight, And, I flew off towards ...