LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There's a monster outside my spaceship, and he is from cold, deep space, I think he wants to eat me, or maybe mess up real bad, my face,...

I had a drone fly into my bedroom, and hover over my head, It was definitely from outer space, just like the internets said, It had many fee...

I was halfway to Mars, when I ran out of space gas, I don't have a way to slow down, so Mars, I will pass, I'll fly to uncharted zon...

I fell into a big black hole, and that ruined my entire day, I was there in silenced eternity, with no light to guide my way,  So my frazzle...

I traveled to Mars, and there wasn't much scenery there, Just a sickly coconut tree and a small koala bear, No place good to eat, No one...

Carter got a degree in rockets, so he could sail them into the sky, Carter used only dynamite for fuel, and it propelled the pieces, high, C...

There was a major impact on my front lawn, It was a strange creature from the Big Bang dawn, His name was Barry, He was real scary, He breat...

There was a mystery drone that landed on my trailer house, The drone crushed in the roof a bit, and caused an "eek!", from a mouse...

I walked all the way to Tranquility Base, There, a mean moon monster got into my face, Feeling real tough that day, I told him to run away, ...

Mars, the dead red planet, is real dusty, It makes my white spaceship, look all rusty, Mars is far and away, A place I will not stay, I'...

I accepted a mission, to sail all the way to the moon, I postulated I could get there, with a hot air balloon, Like missions of the past, My...

There was a starship captain, named Captain Mango Too, Everywhere the Captain went, he brought along his crew, One night drinking on planet ...

My big brother was vaporized, out in space, He went calling there, upon an alien race, There was a picture pattern, Way out on planet Saturn...

I was in my spacecraft, traveling at the speed of light, I should have installed some headlamps, so I could see at night, I ran into a saber...

Because I used repurposed tin, My spaceship fell apart again, No trip out to Mars, Let alone the stars, A crashing spaceship is no win.

I was watching a big meteor flying at us from the sky, It was quite apparent that soon it would hit us, and we would die, Then a bright spac...

I rode a great big spaceship all the way to Mars, To write an article on their electric cars, I went to my Martian hotel, To rest there for ...

There are two parallel universes; one paranoid, one that's not I live in the paranoid one, where every action is a plot, What fortunes I...

Morris bought a used time machine, but his time travels did not last, Morris was eaten by a dinosaur, back in the distant past, The dinosaur...

I decided to take a trip to the earth moon, My new spaceship, and I and my dog, named Baboon, My spaceship shifts by stick, We rode it there...