LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Look what those bad, alien Martians came and done to me, I use to be all human, now I am all honeybee,    They transmitted each human cell, ...

I came across a green thing that fell from outer space, It had a small portuberance, but no visible face, Then down at it's south It ope...

I think that I'd better hide, There are space aliens glowing outside, I've got nothing to fear, Unless, I think life dear, But, I...

Thurmond's telescope made the news one day, When Thurmond saw spacecrafts heading our way, After networks broadcast his words, ...

I went to the Care Home to bring Grandad his bong,👴 He insisted I stay and play a few games of Pong,📺 Gramps was a champ at that game,🏆 G...