LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I sit out on my stoop, Eating four leg soup, I take my pills, Blow out my gills, And, do the hula hoop.

My radishes were all full of worms, When I salted them the worms made squirms, But, all went into my soup, And, after slurping each scoop...

I complained about a worm in my soup, It squirmed around in a loop, It was not spaghetti, And, I don't think I'm petty, For, at ...

I'm kind of a saver, clever fox, Saving money by taking my lunch, But, each day my lunchbox was stolen, Along with my thermos full of...

What floats in my soup I must say? Have a beak, a stinger and toupee, I think that I'll stop, With what floats on top, And, let...