LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I am a little orange beetle, climbing up a sandy hill, I am crunching on some little seeds; can't seem to get my fill, Once at the top, ...

My little airplane took a nosedive, I thought soon, I would not be alive, Then right below me, did appear, A truck full of new, bottled beer...

I kissed a blue dragon, and it stung me on the lips, I swear that the poison went straight to my hips, It hurt my hips bad, My eyes teared u...

I walked in the woods and found a puddle with an ark, And, floating there all crowed was a big piece of bark, It held ants, worms and c...