LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Bill penned out a song that was extraordinary, real nice, He made the melody on his harmonica, device, The record was a go, And, Bill loved ...

Randy lived way out in the sticks, He was covered with all kinds of ticks, He itched and he scratched, Till, his skin was detached, He g...

Billy applied his sticky salve and creams, So Billy could sleep sound, and have nice dreams, Or else he'd itch, Toss and twitch, And hav...

Whilst I cleaned fungus, from between my toes, at Lou's, An alien from mars, stole my brand new blue/pink shoes, That Martian, done a re...

I use to have some toes, But yesterday they froze, Along with the point of my nose, So to surgery I goes, Now for my toes and nose, I woes. ...