LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Zodie had a temper, she'd get mad and start crushing bugs, Sister Cindy was so nice, she spent all day giving puppies hugs, Sister Zodie...

My toothbrush fell into the toilet, before it had been flushed, It was like family, that toothbrush, so now I'm completely crushed, My 5...

I have a little tomato plant that I grew from seed, When my sister saw it she told mom I grew a weed, Since my sister is a snoot, She...