LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Showing posts with label sickness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sickness. Show all posts
Friday, February 20, 2026

THE BELLY ACHER

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I got very poisoned by some salmonella,  from my neighbor's garden dates,  My stomach feels like it has in it a gorilla, dancing while l...
Wednesday, February 19, 2025

WHERE THE LITTLE FOX PEES

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Gordon has a big cardboard box, Where he  keeps his little pet fox, The fox has disease, That spreads when he pees, Gordon came down with a ...
Friday, February 14, 2025

FLUE AND THE UNHAPPY COLOR

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Everyone has caught the flue, Even the little birdies, too, No one knows what to do, Who should we chose to sue, Resting in bed, it's tr...
Saturday, November 11, 2023

I CAUGHT IT FROM A BEAVER

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I had case of dengue fever, but methinks it went away, I caught it from a beaver, I kissed, while boating on the bay, Catching it was one ba...
Saturday, March 4, 2023

FENDING OFF DISEASE AND BUGS

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Varmints come and varmints go, Some bring lice; some virus woe, Don't be a dope, Wash hands soap, And shower from head to toe.
Monday, August 22, 2022

SQUIRREL POX AND THE EMPIRE OF SQUIRREL

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The squirrels took over the world, They spread disease, and all humans hurled, The plague did humans in, It was biology, not sin, With human...
Saturday, November 6, 2021

FISHING AND DYING YOUNG

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It was early winter and I felt bold, On cold water fishing I'd been sold, Even though, it would be my death, my friends foretold, I'...
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