LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I got very poisoned by some salmonella,  from my neighbor's garden dates,  My stomach feels like it has in it a gorilla, dancing while l...

Gordon has a big cardboard box, Where he  keeps his little pet fox, The fox has disease, That spreads when he pees, Gordon came down with a ...

Everyone has caught the flue, Even the little birdies, too, No one knows what to do, Who should we chose to sue, Resting in bed, it's tr...

I had case of dengue fever, but methinks it went away, I caught it from a beaver, I kissed, while boating on the bay, Catching it was one ba...

Varmints come and varmints go, Some bring lice; some virus woe, Don't be a dope, Wash hands soap, And shower from head to toe.

The squirrels took over the world, They spread disease, and all humans hurled, The plague did humans in, It was biology, not sin, With human...

It was early winter and I felt bold, On cold water fishing I'd been sold, Even though, it would be my death, my friends foretold, I'...