LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

He-man Herman's nose was fat, red and full of gray stuffy, Around his little eyeballs, it was dank, dark and puffy, When Herman blew his...

I dug up some tree roots to make some root beer, It didn't taste too good, and my belly felt queer, I got foam on my clothes, When it ra...

Donny was brain dead so long that his brain had putrefied, No one dared to tell Donny, that his mind had up and died, Donny went on year aft...

I pulled a pickle from a pickle jar, and it was hairy, I put the pickle back and went and picked a strawberry, Produce that is hairy, Is awf...

The bears threw a New Year's party, but Bob was not invited, Last time he got stinking drunk, and the toilet, he blighted, After those p...

I got a toy train for Christmas, but I just got it out of the box, It's almost the 4th of July, and I'm stuck home with the chicken ...

I went to a party down state in Pontiac, Woke up in Chum's Corners in a  tin lean-to shack, Felt kind of rough, Ate some strawberry fluf...

It's the day after Halloween, And, I am feeling so unclean, I ate so much candy, I split my spleen, The sugar high made me mean,  I yell...

Docs told me my innards and outsides are crawling with bugs, Because, I've been cavorting with strangers and giving them hugs, So, they ...

My hamburger smelled a little funny today, It smelled like a toilet with a whiff of bug spray, I'm not a real fussy lad, So, I ate what ...

This limerick is about a hiker named Steve, Up steep, rocky mountains he'd swerve and he'd weave, Once he got to the top, He suck...