LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I was told that in debates, I consistently cave, That opinion came from my hero, big Brother Dave, But, no cave have I been, I do tent, now ...

It's disgusting, I live with an eater of crayons, and paste, I told ma, but she cared more about her stair stepper, and waist, I know I ...

Although our summer boat was small, and made with tin, It was the fishing vessel of myself, and twin, We'd row on the lake, To hook a fi...

My big sister, Trina, wanted me to get her a fizzy drink, I just scooped up some soapy water, from the bottom of the sink, She sipped some f...

I ate all the raspberries, and I blamed it on my niece, She is only two years old, and they'll leave her be, in peace, I don't want ...

The picking of the noses is a family tradition, Most do it for the fun, others do it for the nutrition, Dig for the boogers deep, deep, deep...

Sammy chewed and chewed his food, and he chewed it very well, Billy did not chew his food, and it made his tummy swell, Soon the tummy gurgl...

The butter spray exploded into my face, Now I'm all greasy, like my kid sister, Grace, She greased her hair, And, eats like a bear, I wi...

On the last day of February, I break, From work, a personal day I will take, I lite a firecracker for a boom, Toss it near my brother's ...

I have a little tomato plant that I grew from seed, When my sister saw it she told mom I grew a weed, Since my sister is a snoot, She...