LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The parakeets in the pet shop, planed on making  a daring, cage break, When the clerk opened the cage to feed them, a chunk of flesh they wo...

While old Santa eats roast venison, we elves are eating snow, Santa licks on candy canes; a taste we elves will never know, Santa is all gri...

Santa has many presents to get, and Tuesday is Christmas Day, So Santa went down to the mall, and quickly loaded up his sleigh, This year Sa...

I made a batch of cookies, and they turned out way too small, Someone told me they were cookie crumbs, and weren't cookies at all, From ...

The day before Christmas, Wanda Wendt went store Shopping, From store to store, Wanda Wendt went whip hopping, When Wanda uncorked red wine,...

I set up a shop that sold only snake oils, I claimed they cured rabies, red roids and, lip boils, But, the authorities, they care, Said, ...