LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Four toads went tubing across the waves, Three of them found deep water graves, Splash splash, oh, hark, Sounds like a shark, The fourth toa...

A shark circled me, while watched by his mummy, I thought the shark was another reef bummy, He got right up in my face, So I sprayed him wit...

Barry was really young and very skinny, So to him, the extreme heat was a winny, His parents would whine, But, Barry felt extra fine, Until,...

In Grand Traverse Bay there are sharks who will bite, So, onto your arms and your legs hold on tight, And, best guard your head, If shark...

There's sharks in Grand Traverse Bay, Otherwise, it's a nice place to stay, But, the sharks always attack, Few swimmers come back...

I went to pull in my boat dock, I didn't need it cause my boat was in hock, But, upon wading into the water, My right foot grew painf...