LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

In Grand Traverse Bay there are sharks who will bite, So, onto your arms and your legs hold on tight, And, best guard your head, If shark...

There's sharks in Grand Traverse Bay, Otherwise, it's a nice place to stay, But, the sharks always attack, Few swimmers come back...

I went to pull in my boat dock, I didn't need it cause my boat was in hock, But, upon wading into the water, My right foot grew painf...