LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to see Jerry at his lair, I owed Jerry money; he was a bear, It's kinda funny, Jerry didn't want my money, He ate my liver an...

First a turtle bit my toe,  And the pain filled me with woe,  Then a rattle snake bit my shin, And he pumped some poison in, A large sha...

The shark knew he couldn't get Ed while Ed was on his boat, So, the shark ripped a new hole in the bottom of Ed's float, As Ed...