LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Don't walk along the Lake Michigan coast, Where buried gold treasure is found, the most, A treasure hunt there, don't try it, An evi...

Four toads went tubing across the waves, Three of them found deep water graves, Splash splash, oh, hark, Sounds like a shark, The fourth toa...

My kippers are so expensive; way too high, I cannot understand the any reasons, why? I just have the means, To buy canned sardines, The bone...

There is a big, mighty, green sea serpent, and his name is Moe,🐉 He swims alongside everywhere, my little boat will go,🚣 Sometimes I get r...

I got attacked by a big bull shark, and he chewed off both of my legs, My best buddy Rusty, found some hickory, and whittled me two pegs, Th...

I'm a fabulous, little squid, I take pride in all that I did, I love meatballs, I wear long shawls, That way I keep my squid parts hid.

The guy was away handling pots and pans, He was the cook on a ship named, The Hans, When the ship sunk down, That cook guy did drown, Trying...

I went out on Lake Michigan and got bit by a shark, I did not feel any pain, then it suddenly went dark, I woke up in the sharks belly, Bein...

If I were a walrus, I would take ice and build a shack, Then I would eat invertebrates, while lying on my back, I'd eat snails and wiggl...

While looking for socks, I found me a conch shell under the bed, Not sure how long it's been there, but I think the conch is long dead, ...

The Loch Ness monster has ate the seahorse, named Flip, From the time we were little, Flip was tied to my hip, Nessie did my Flip wrong, So ...

I found the Loch Ness monster, swimming in Saginaw Bay, I don't know how she got there, but her wake near swamped the quay, Nessie reall...

I was a ship captain and, my ship sank out on the sea, The only two survivors were my parrot Norm, and me, We swam to a deserted island spot...

I caught buckets full of Vonny fish, with bonnets on their heads,  They taste great on a sandwich, made with pumpernickel breads, Then with ...

I like laying eggs in the sand, Biting fingers off a human's hand A swim in the sea, Is the life for me, I'm a turtle, in a shell, l...

I was having a yacht party, But my boat, it sank at sea, My guests got mad at me, They got all wet, and gee, The sharks came and we...

Living 22 meters below the sea, There was a cute, little sea horsey, It was a sea horse park, Except for the shark, Who ate the sea horsey a...

Sammy's sandcastle was built too close to the sea, Along came a whitecap and it ceased to be, Sammy was ticked, Not for the location ...

Junior decided to explore his id, But, found out his id was really a a squid, So, Junior swam out to the sea, To eat fish and be free, A...