LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I guess shellfish are now illegal to eat, eat, I pick shell fish up all the time for a treat, treat, Surprised, I got a hale of stones, Brea...

The Little Crawdad, that is me, I swim with the fish in the sea, When my day is done, I catch myself one, So I can have a kipper with tea.

I served some oysters that were tainted, Result, my toilets my kinfolk painted, Then, as my home filled with vapors, I had to go buy toilet ...