LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The doctor put a patch on top of my eye, Because I would itch it until I would cry, Then I itched the top of my head, Until my hair turned b...

My brother, from the time he was six, Was crawling with head lice and ticks, He had bug away power, By taking a shower, And anti-itch cream ...

Scabies covered nearly all of my skin, They're itchiness gave me a grimacing grin, The next day I was found, I bled out on the ground, T...

Johnny got intestinal worms, They caused itching and gave Johnny the squirms, He drank hot sauce for medication, Destroyed the worm confeder...