LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I'm low on funds, so I went thriftng at a little thrift store, I bought fancy, fashion jeans, and nifty shirts that I adore, Next day, I...

Four little quarters I dropped into my coin bank, They jingled and rattled while to the bottom they sank, They were my life's savings, I...

Sammy had bad tooth decay, Sammy chewed nuts, anyway, When Sammy's. tooth fell out, Sammy gave a pain shout, At least, a dentist Sammy d...

Of me, my family was no fan,  My ashes were put in a coffee can, And the worms my family picked up, Upon my ashes they'd sup, I ...

I'm kind of a saver, clever fox, Saving money by taking my lunch, But, each day my lunchbox was stolen, Along with my thermos full of...