LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My little pet toad sleeps so easy, He drinks rum but, he never gets queasy, His constitution's deluxe It is never in flux, Even with...

Celine looked out the window at cars, While dreaming of moving to mars, But, mars is all gravel and rocks, With sundial tic-tocs, And...

Dan met up with three sisters and they were all weird, They had a shocking appearance when they all appeared, They told Dan he'd ...

Online bill paying has brought me great terror, For my screen keeps flashing a red "error," My bills are all due, At midnight I...