LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a terrible snow blizzard, and my donkey ran far away, I lost him in the blowing snow, he's in South America, some say, My donk...

Billy's cute little beetle ran away, Billy has dung, but the beetle wouldn't stay, Billy's dung, Is far flung, How far can a bee...

I was told I was a really bad, bad bad, boy, That's why on Christmas I did 't get one darn toy, So I ran away from home, Became a ga...