LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Showing posts with label rules. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rules. Show all posts
Thursday, March 6, 2025

I HAD A BEER WAGON, WITH DEER

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I bought me a wagon and a couple of reindeers, The deers haul the wagon, while I sell cups of warm beers, For violations, I'm arrested, ...
Monday, January 20, 2025

ME, THE WEAVE AND OFFICER STEVE

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When I drive down the street, I like to do the weave, That's why I got arrested by Officer Steve, He said I looked pale, He put me in ja...
Sunday, June 23, 2024

THE TEN DEMANDMENTS, DOWN THE TOILET

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I posted 10 Demandments for each hotel guest, So I won't have to tell them, and become a pest, The Demandment number one, Flush the toil...
Sunday, March 31, 2024

MY CHEESE EATING BUNNY

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I have a cute bunny rabbit that only eats real cheddar cheese, The bun barges into the fridge and takes it, never saying please, I am a tota...
Tuesday, August 29, 2023

IF CAUGHT OUT IN A STORM, INFORM YOUR RA NAMED NORM

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Benny was not warm, When it started to storm, He was not home at dorm And, Benny failed to inform, His RA named Norm.
Wednesday, March 30, 2022

Oh Crap, A Dirt Nap

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Pining for a new companion, Overseas I took a fly, Rammed a mountain; fell into a canyon, No one but I, didn't burn and die, Hugs I had ...
Monday, September 27, 2021

I GOT KICKED OUT OF THE DORMS

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I went to the Hub to watch some performs, The RA walked in and I got kicked from the dorms, It was mid-winter and it was freezin' The wi...
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