LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I bought me a wagon and a couple of reindeers, The deers haul the wagon, while I sell cups of warm beers, For violations, I'm arrested, ...

When I drive down the street, I like to do the weave, That's why I got arrested by Officer Steve, He said I looked pale, He put me in ja...

I posted 10 Demandments for each hotel guest, So I won't have to tell them, and become a pest, The Demandment number one, Flush the toil...

I have a cute bunny rabbit that only eats real cheddar cheese, The bun barges into the fridge and takes it, never saying please, I am a tota...

Benny was not warm, When it started to storm, He was not home at dorm And, Benny failed to inform, His RA named Norm.

Pining for a new companion, Overseas I took a fly, Rammed a mountain; fell into a canyon, No one but I, didn't burn and die, Hugs I had ...

I went to the Hub to watch some performs, The RA walked in and I got kicked from the dorms, It was mid-winter and it was freezin' The wi...