LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I am so mad at my neighbor for stealing my bestest, favorite book, It is about a queen cheating on the king, with the handsome bishop, and r...

I went to see the King of Pudding, and the King first had me jailed, Because I did not like his puddings, the King next had me impaled,  I a...

There was a king, They called Bing Bing, And here's the thing, He liked to sing, "My Ding-A-Ling," A nipple piercing, Was his ...

I went to London to visit the queen,  But the guards wouldn't let me see her because they were mean, So on one's big puffy hat, I ga...

There is no greater power than the Emperor of Beans, He has turned the heads and soiled the beds of emperors, kings and queen, No one can cl...