LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I slept on a soft bed, and I slept on a coach, I slept on floorboards with nails that made me shout, "ouch",  I slept on a beach, ...

It's another fun filled "Happy Boxing Day". From my boring work, I will stay far, far away, I'll come home at three, Have ...

It's best to be not very bright, Or, you'll get calls all day and night, But, stupid brains they get to rest, Low expectations, ...