LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I live in a tiny tin shack on top of a hill, I am just squatting atop a chemical landfill, The ground is quite runny, And  it smells really ...

A giant pickle laid on the ground, Worms hollowed it out but, the walls were still sound, Then, three little pigs, Made the pickle their ...

Jimmy went bowling, but he did not have much cash, They would not rent him shoes, because of his foot rash, While some guy used a bathroom s...

I do all math using my fingers and toes, So twenty is the biggest number I knows, But the landlord wants more, Than just one single score, O...