LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Benny loves his turnips, that is very strange, He cringe, boils turnips on his electric range, Mashed with jam and moo, They taste like wood...

I like to add pineapple juice to my tuna cuisine of fish, I add a dap of lemon, and some sugar to my tasty dish, I add the sweetest pickle r...

I read one cooking book every day, Mostly, on cooking in pots made of clay, When I crock cook my stew, I will share some with you, The best ...

I walked down to the berry store, on one sunny day, I needed fresh cranberries to spruce up my souffle, They were out of cranberries, I boug...

I have made a peanut butter post, Taught people how to spread it on toast, Next post, it's my fruit jelly, It's both chewy and smell...

My banana nut bread has been abruptly paused, My cooking stove went out, and it was gas leak caused, The gas leak fixer fella, Smoked cigs, ...

The only way my brain finds peace, Is eating bananas fried in bacon grease, They taste so good, The main food in my hood, We use them for st...

Jim's homemade pizza didn't taste so good, It tasted like fungus on wet firewood, It was outhouse-like smelly, And, made sharp pa...