LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

When I drive down the street, I like to do the weave, That's why I got arrested by Officer Steve, He said I looked pale, He put me in ja...

I brush my teeth then wash my mouth out with a cup of ginger ale,  I then spit out the ginger ale into a thing I call a pail, To mood enhanc...

I do not mind filing taxes each and every single  year, It's paying the taxes, fines, interest and fees, that causes fear, If I happen t...

I went to jail and it was full of mean, nasty screws, They kept writing me up for making toilet bowel booze, So I could not stay real nice, ...

I set up a shop that sold only snake oils, I claimed they cured rabies, red roids and, lip boils, But, the authorities, they care, Said, ...

Donny built a snow fort on his golf course, Where'd he get funds, some say Russia was the source, Donny was fearing all the Feds, And, y...

I got home just in time to take my meds, But, they were confiscated by the Feds, My family accused of being reds, Now, we sleep in ...