LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I got a knock on my front door, and it was a pushy, AI, It was selling life insurance, and said it was my time to buy, It said AI knows all,...

I went to the local psychic, and what did she say? She said to move my family, far across the bay, I did just what she said, My family has f...

Cyrus The Psychic found a jewel, a rarity, When he dripped snot on it, Cyrus found psychic clarity, The drippings from his brain, Predicted ...

A bear ate the weather woodchuck, and I don't know what that means, Will winter be long or short, or somewhere inbetweens, Will we get n...

Dan met up with three sisters and they were all weird, They had a shocking appearance when they all appeared, They told Dan he'd ...

New Year's Day, Big Deal, Horizon Bleak, Sunshine Rare, Year Of The Bed Bug!