LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

On the way home from my work, I bought taters, five pounds, I like my fried taters, and share them with my four hounds, They love fried pota...

I was planning on using my cash earned from potatoes, To fund my winter trip, to the Marvelous Barbados, Of course, my potatoes this year,...

There is this big bad potato, his real name is Pete, He stinks so darn bad, he's never been chosen to eat, He is out of the potato bin, ...

I dug taters out of the ground, so I could have some dinner, Just one tater came from the hole, it was massive, a winner, But, it was full o...

I eat so many chippers and kippers, I'm growing roots and a nice set of flippers, Chips and kips is all I eat, Never touch red/white mea...

I shop stores and yard sales for teapots, I buy them as singles, or in lots, I buy some cause they're  pretty, I buy uglies out of pity,...

Last fall out in my garden, I got a tater in my cloths, It made a home in my painter pants, and now it grows and grows, Guessing the fert, I...

The taters Jim raised have all become rotten, He stored them last fall and they were forgotten, He stored them under his bunk, Where they...

I came from a planet where we only eat fries, The fries come from potatoes and sometimes meat-pies, One time we tried kale, But, it made ...

I got some seed that came in the mail,  Now, I can grow me some peppers and kale, I'll grow onions and toes, Pickles and poes, All with ...