LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My dinosaur was accused of eating the neighbor's apple pie, But, my dinosaur is a carnivore, and eating fruit ain't fly, Now my dino...

I dream all day long of pickled pigs feet, It's the only food for super I'll eat, I chew on the thick pig fat, Thinking I'm one ...

I walked into the butcher shop, and found a dire werewolf, lurking the store, He had eaten all the butchers and clerks, and the old guy who ...

I went outside and saw the great blue sky, I watched my neighbor's, big, fat piggies fly,  I hoped one would crash, Then its body I'...

I went to Twitter and I couldn't twit a tweet, I felt really low, I felt deep defeat, I did not get bitter, Because they signed me off T...

If I had enough poles I could pen up my pigs, They could not wander off if I built secure digs, And, pigs grow better rib, In a safe s...

My giant pet green-snake named Nork, Ate only pizza with pepperoni and pork, Poor Nork died from the wheeze, When his pizza had cheese, ...

In the end there is no end, just a silent tuning fork, Like a wine bottle once opened up, you can't appease with cork, So, oft we go...

Peter Pig was ground into sample sausages, down the street at Vinny's Store, The customers sampled Peter Pig, until Peter was no more, T...