LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I washed down a crusty, dry doughnut, with a soda pop, I started to puke, and was observed, by a passing cop, The cop took me to jail, Where...

I saw Leonardo da Vinci sitting in my dead, apple tree, He was painting an unflattering oily portrait of little me, I told him his painting ...

Beautiful Barry had a nice little scam, When Barry cheated someone, he'd yell "Bam, Bam!" Big fake nuggets of gold, Was the sc...

Out in the road a $100 bill has laid, waiting for some quick feet, I'd like to go and grab it, but I'm sure a policeman I will meet,...

I have a hobby, So I went to a Lobby, The store clerks were snobby At the checkout, I got robby, I became very sobby, They called in a bobby...

I went to the park to walk my dog, Sally, She was excited, and dug a park valley, I got beat and arrested, My sanity tested, Now I live with...

My big doggy, his name is Clark, He bites neighbors and goes, "Bark! Bark! Bark!" The cops came to see him one day, They had a bac...