LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

We are going quantum tunneling, quantum tunneling we will go, We will move instantly through a wall; how we do it? I do not know, We quantum...

Methinks someone was quantum tunneling, deep inside my brain, A lot of things I remember, now seem changed; am I insane? I watch internet sc...

In the bathroom, I found a singularity, inside my toilet bowl, It was really quantum stuck, and it refused to enter the big, black hole, My ...

My friend Schrodinger, could not find his son's, dead cat, It was not in the box, where it should of been at, The mystery did grow, Then...

Some people push a theory that the universe is made of strings, I completely disagree, the verse is made of just pretty things, It's mad...

We tried to launch gigantic rockets, but they all went downward bound, We couldn't break the curse called gravity, so our rockets kissed...

Marty the great physicist, was a mathematics big deal, But none of his equations, could predict what was real and unreal, It racked Marty in...

On my brand new time-ship, everything went all blurry, As some particles slowed, others started to hurry, I felt my particles collide, Prett...

I went churning through space and time, To find me the best limerick rhyme, Didn't know why they'd care, But police were everywhere,...

My entire universe consists of strings, I put strings on fiddles and banjos and things, I run string for cloths lines, I string tie-up grape...

My spaceship travels faster than light, That means time travel, and it's a delight, Maybe some ancient Greece, Might give me some peace,...

I gave the planet called world, a tremendous gift, I invented the lever, now the world has some lift, Now we can teeter and totter, And drin...

Because the dreaded unknown conjures great fears, Noel wanted to live for billions of years, He came up with a plan, To become an immortal m...

I thought I'd test out a string theory, But, I have no super collider to aid my querry, So, I got me some string, From my kitty, D...

I got a quantum computer but, don't know what it does, Never heard of a quantum in books or in buzz, I've been doing just fine, Lear...

I studied quantum mechanics and it made me insane, Because, I do not have a very big brain, Now, I sit in the backyard all day, Watching red...

I knew a physics professor a long time ago, He stuck an idea in my head that has started to glow, He said the universe acted all spooky, So,...