LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There once was a dizzy dog that went "gur", His " gur" got under the other dogs fur, More times than just the once, They...

Dominick had a really pretty milk cow, She made lots of milk for Dom's cat named, Meow, Meow shared her milk bowl, With her tom cat name...

My fish tank was so full of guppies, they flopped onto the floor, They'd dry and my kitty would eat them, then looked around for more, T...

The parakeets in the pet shop, planed on making  a daring, cage break, When the clerk opened the cage to feed them, a chunk of flesh they wo...

Someone launched some flying, rocket fireworks, and holy...well, They flew threw my open window, and made a real nasty smell, Then came a fa...

My hound now rests down deep in his hole, In the earth with the worm and the mole, I found a gravestone, That looks like a bone, I also left...

Mr. Ferguson had a novel hobby, He carved little ducks out of dry corn cobby, Selling all but one of his carved ducks Ferg made over one mil...

I bought some worm castings to mix into my soil, So I could grow tulips without the hard toil, But my doggie Ruff Ruff, Ate my worm castings...

On the first day of May it snowed, On the second day it blowed, I did not care, I live in despair, I stayed indoors with my toad.

My poor little dilly dog went swimming way too fast, He was swimming up a river, so of course he did not last, Down the river dilly dog flow...

My puppy would only eat snacks, Like cheese on tasty bacon cracks, And, ice cream in a cup Was his favorite sup, He loved popcorn in big but...